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The bird didn't hesitate. It dropped the phone—clattering onto the concrete—and sprinted toward the potato with the speed of a prehistoric raptor.

"Standard Sydney morning," he thought, as the light finally turned green. aussie reddit

"Don't even think about it, mate," Gazza muttered, pulling his McMuffin closer. The bird didn't hesitate

It was a Tuesday in Sydney, the kind of day where the humidity clings to you like a wet wool jumper. Gazza was standing outside a Maccas in Surry Hills, balancing a large flat white and a sausage McMuffin, waiting for the light to change. "Don't even think about it, mate," Gazza muttered,

The tourist scrambled for their phone, thanking Gazza profusely. Gazza just nodded, took a sip of his lukewarm coffee, and watched the bin chicken finish its prize.

"Oi!" Gazza yelled, his civic duty overriding his desire for breakfast. "Drop it, you feathered rat!"