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Caused by sniffing cheese and unverified rumors; cured by popping the head with a pin and pumping it back up to standard size.

Caused by the chronic over-discussion of soap operas; cured by slicing the excess tongue off in a specialized clinic.

An unstoppable urge to dress like Elvis Presley; cured by a psychiatrist telling them to get a grip. Theme Hospital

I finally finished Theme Hospital and I need to tell someone about it.

The Greedy Admin: Win a level by charging the absolute maximum price for every cure. Caused by sniffing cheese and unverified rumors; cured

: Break down how to spot the best staff based on their hilarious mini-biographies and traits. Explain how to train junior doctors into world-class Surgeons, Psychiatrists, and Researchers.

: Write fictional, overly dramatic medical charts for the game's classic illnesses: I finally finished Theme Hospital and I need

Excellent for fan fiction, scriptwriting, or humorous social media threads.