Penny blinked. "The what? Is that like the Big Bang, but with more fiber?"
The flickering neon sign of the "Cheesecake Factory" hummed in the background as Sheldon Cooper adjusted his napkin with surgical precision. Across the booth, Leonard was staring at a half-eaten burger, his expression one of profound existential dread.
"I actually find it fascinating," Raj said, sipping his water. "In India, we respect the grain. But Leonard, you’re looking at it all wrong. You aren't the victim of the bran. You are the pioneer! You are the Neil Armstrong of the small intestine." The Big Bran HypothesisThe Big Bang Theory : Se...
"Reason?" Sheldon scoffed. "She didn't even account for the milk-to-grain ratio. Truly, we are surrounded by primitives." If you’d like to keep the story going, let me know: Which should have a "breakdown" next?
Penny rolled her eyes, standing up to head back to the kitchen. "Or, here’s a hypothesis: you guys are all dorks, and Leonard just needs to buy a different box of cereal." "See?" Leonard gestured toward her. "The voice of reason." Penny blinked
"I wouldn't," Sheldon interjected. "Given Leonard’s current neurological state, you’re likely overpaying. He’s been staring at that sesame seed for twelve minutes."
"Except instead of a giant leap for mankind, it’s a brisk walk to the hallway bathroom," Penny muttered. Across the booth, Leonard was staring at a
Howard and Raj wandered over, Howard already grinning. "Are we talking about Leonard’s GI tract again? Because I’ve got a NASA-grade sensor we could—" "No!" Leonard and Penny shouted in unison.