I can tweak the draft to fit the exact you’re going for!
Option 1: The "Realist" Take (Great for Twitter/X or Threads)
“This is a story of boy meets girl, but you should know upfront, this is not a love story.”
Option 1: The "Realist" Take (Great for Twitter/X or Threads) subtitle 500 Days of Summer
“This is a story of boy meets girl, but you should know upfront, this is not a love story.” I can tweak the draft to fit the exact you’re going for