Stsenka Nomera | Dlia Novogodnei Elki U Starsheklassnikov

(Softer) Exactly. So let’s make it count. Max, you can keep the glasses, but you have to wear a tinsel scarf. Danil, put down the coffee and help me with the "Snow Maiden" rap. DANIL: A rap? Really? ANYA: It’s either that or the Shakespearean tragedy.

Because "normal" is for the fifth graders. They still think the tree lights up by magic. We know it lights up because the school’s electrical wiring is from 1974 and it’s a fire hazard. stsenka nomera dlia novogodnei elki u starsheklassnikov

"Did you all complete your 500-page practice tests? Did you sleep more than four hours? No? GOOD. Because Santa only brings caffeine pills and existential dread this year!" ANYA: (Sighing) Why can’t we just be normal? (Softer) Exactly

(Pulling a fake beard out of his sack) Fine, I’ll do the traditional bit. (Deep voice) "HO HO HO! Have you been good students?" ANYA: Better. Danil, put down the coffee and help me

(Checking her watch) Okay, people! This is our last New Year’s skit before graduation. It needs to be profound. It needs to be Shakespearean. It needs to represent the transition from childhood to the cold, hard reality of adulthood!