Stardust Crusaders: Jotaro Vs Steely Dan May 2026

"You can't pay back what you owe with money," Jotaro muttered, turning his back on the wreckage. "Good grief."

He began to read. "For the bridge... for the drinks... for the kick to my shin... and for making my grandfather suffer." He looked up, his eyes burning with a blue intensity. "The total comes to a price you can't afford."

The barrage lasted for nearly thirty seconds—a lifetime of pain delivered in a single breath. Dan was propelled through the air, crashing through a brick wall and landing in a heap of broken stone and wasted ego. Stardust Crusaders: Jotaro Vs Steely Dan

"Hey, Jotaro! My ear itches," Dan sneered, reclining in a chair. "Get over here and scratch it. And do it with some enthusiasm this time."

Jotaro didn't say a word. He simply reached into his pocket and pulled out the notebook he’d been carrying. He flipped it open to a page filled with neat, dense handwriting. "You can't pay back what you owe with

Jotaro adjusted his hat, the "receipt" fluttering to the ground near Dan’s unconscious body.

For hours, Steely Dan—a man whose arrogance was as loud as his flashy outfit—had treated Jotaro like a personal servant. Because Dan’s microscopic Stand, , was held hostage inside the brain of Joseph Joestar, any damage dealt to Dan would be reflected tenfold onto Jotaro’s grandfather. for the drinks

The power dynamic shifted in a heartbeat. Steely Dan’s face went pale, his smug grin evaporating into a mask of pure terror. He tried to laugh it off, stepping back. "Wait! Jotaro, we can talk about this! I was just joking around, you know? A little camaraderie!"