The teacher, a woman who hadn't smiled since 1994, froze. The class turned as one. Anton scrambled to silence the phone, but in his panic, he accidentally hit "Speaker."
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Anton erupted in giggles. It was the peak of comedy. He set it as his default ringtone and went to sleep, dreaming of social stardom. The teacher, a woman who hadn't smiled since 1994, froze
He opened a browser and typed the only thing that mattered: “YOU ARE THE 1,000,000th VISITOR
At first, there was silence. Then, a sound emerged that was definitely not a cat laughing. It was a high-pitched, distorted voice that sounded like a chipmunk screaming underwater. It was followed by a series of aggressive, rhythmic farts and a man yelling, "HELLO?! IS ANYONE HOME?!" in a thick, unidentifiable accent.