Postal_2_all_postal_dude_quotes May 2026

The Postal Dude from Postal 2 is famous for his deadpan delivery and cynical, often transgressive humor. His voice lines, originally recorded by Rick Hunter , range from mundane errands to extreme reactions during the game's chaotic events . Most Iconic Quotes

— Used when trying to get NPCs to sign his petition, reflecting the mundane nature of his "tasks" . postal_2_all_postal_dude_quotes

"Augh, that’s gonna be sore tomorrow" or "I don’t feel so good" . The Postal Dude from Postal 2 is famous

"C'mon, hurry up, I know you got minorities to oppress" . "Augh, that’s gonna be sore tomorrow" or "I

— Frequently uttered after committing heinous acts or when the character commits suicide .

These are the lines most associated with the character's personality and the game's dark satire:

For a full, exhaustive list of quotes from the base game and expansions like Apocalypse Weekend or Paradise Lost , you can explore the dedicated fan wiki pages . AI responses may include mistakes. Learn more