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Charlie Harper’s beachfront Malibu deck was usually reserved for expensive scotch and questionable decisions, but today it looked like a deleted scene from a low-budget horror movie.

The condor immediately took flight in terror. The spider curled into a ball and rolled off the deck into the sand. Large Birds, Spiders and MomTwo and a Half Men ...

“Alan, I’m telling you, it’s staring at me,” Charlie hissed, peering through the glass sliding door. I’m telling you

“It’s a majestic creature of the sky, Charlie! And the spider is just a misunderstood arachnid,” Alan chirped, adjusting his beige windbreaker. “Besides, I’ve named the bird 'Freedom' and the spider 'Leggsy.'” it’s staring at me